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canadad:

i’m having a hard time believing that younger children are not perpetually drunk

Look at how slow and not panicked the pan down of the camera is. This leads me to believe that, assuming the camera person is this kid’s parent, they have 1.) Had like six kids and are accustomed to the durability of small humans or 2.) This is status quo for this child in particular. Either way it is 1000 percent sure that this has happened many, many times before.

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shailenewoodleyssideboob:

look at ur tummy. pat it gently. it is so cute.

look at ur thighs and your butt. wiggle them. they are so cute.

look at all of your body parts. blow kisses at them and tell them they are so cute.

DO NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM. EVEN IF SOMETIMES YOU GET MAD AT THEM THEY ARE PART OF YOU AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND YOU ARE SO CUTE.

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Let your hair down
Take a breath
Look into the mirror, at yourself
Don’t you like you?
Cause I like you"
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